Open your eyes! (Or don't)

Years ago, while reading a newspaper I saw something in a gardening column that looked to my bleary eyes like this:  "Spring is a good time to dig up dead animals."  After a Berle-worthy double-take, I reread it properly as "... dig up dead annuals."

So this morning in my email was a notice from the cable/internet provider for what appeared to say "Autopsy Due Date Reminder".   Not quite...